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and i know now
i'm so down
so happily
just call me chantie
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mychemicaltoast:

postgenderfemmerobot:

first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

i am toasty toast.
fear me.

who agrees with me that green grapes are kind of sort of way better than the purple ones 

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

brujita95:

sometimes i remember that like white people dont eat rice that often like sometimes they have meals that are just meat and vegetables and its like??? wheres the rice??? what are you doing??? your plate isnt complete??? 

tagged :  #5sos  #big losers
tagged :  #luke hemmings  #5sos

2bainzz:

yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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tagged :  #orphan black

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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