May 2013
gonna go take a long bath at 230 in the morning fuck the police man
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i literally do no understand why ppl start fights about a fucking pairing
like i get spending your time arguing about something else like politics or feminism, or society, because those are genuine issues
but a fucking pairing
jesus christ i don’t get it
i ship my pairing and if someone next to me doesn’t, i really don’t give a fuck
its a fucking FICTIONAL FUCKING...
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jfc i wanna punch all of you whiny twats
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thecalmwasdeceptive:
KELCEY AND CHANTIE ARE FIGHTING
STOP IT
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actualhumanallisonargent reblogged your post: hey y’all if kelcey and i bother you with out…
FUCK YOU
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hey y’all if kelcey and i bother you with out constant bickering im gonna just tag her shit with “actualhumandisasterkelcey” okay
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we need a different tag for kali because if u didn’t know kali is a hindu goddess and ngl i don’t feel right flooding into that tag
until we learn about her last name (if she has one) i think we should use ‘alpha kali’
sketchlock:
attains:
attains:
if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS
my mom made me go to a therapist because of this
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faunlike:
hammibal lecter
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actualhumanallisonargent replied to your post: KELCEY MATT JUST SENT THIS TO ME LOLOLOL CLICK…
DID HE SAW THAT WAS US COS OMFG I feel like we need to marathon the entire series together. like, we can’t do it alone WE HAVE TO BE TOGETHER so we can experience it.
i told him that i was us and he called us dorks lol
but yes we gotta marathon it!!!
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KELCEY MATT JUST SENT THIS TO ME LOLOLOL
CLICK THIS OMFG
actualhumanallisonargent asked: ಠ_ಠ (ノ °益°)ノ 彡 ┻━┻
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congragulation:
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
starxapple:
the ships that i end up investing myself the most in are the ones where at first im like, “meh i guess i can see that” and then somewhere along the line my brain just fucking snaps and i cant control myself its like a demons possessed me and im going 900mph to hell
Send me an emoticon ~(˘▾˘~)
misjudgments:
(✿◠‿◠) — you’re cute
(◡‿◡✿) — you make me happy
\ (•◡•) / — i like your blog
(¬‿¬) — can i touch you
ƪ(♥ε♥)ʃ — can i marry you
(╥﹏╥) — i wish we talked
(っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ — i wanna hug you
凸(¬‿¬) — i hate you but i love you
ಠ_ಠ — i don’t like you/your blog
(ノ °益°)ノ 彡 ┻━┻ — i wanna kick you in the nuts
ive been learning to crochet and i’m making my cat a little green scarf to practice
i wanna make a big doctor who scarf though..
airagorn:
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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please watch hannibal
if this isn’t reason enough do it for ~*~this~*~
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patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
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earthnation:
deodrant:
deodrant:
what do u put in a toaster
bread
this isnt even a joke
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hannibal au where will is a deviantartist and all his artist comments start with ‘this is my design. dont steal it’
this was the funniest one what is wrong with you people
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i feel like mr. brightside is one of those songs you’re gonna hear on the radio in the car 20 years from now after not hearing it in forever and your gonna just start sobbing bUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY DESTINY IS CALLLLINGNG M E and your kids are gonna be like is she okay
memyselfandhate:
iamonlydorb:
sucysucyfivedolla:
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
sweet-bitsy:
REAL LIFE ANIMAL CROSSING
bitcorn:
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
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Hannibal au where will is a composer and after working through a piece of music he finally finishes it naming it ‘this is my design’
i looked up words to make a funny joke regarding this something like “this is my dissonance” but i ended up finding the word “klangfarbenmelodie” and laughed really loudly instead
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faunlike:
Hannibal au where will is a pastry chef and after a rough cake order, he finishes it by whispering to himself ‘This is my design’